isaiahmalik:

Long term is where its at. Long term friends, Long term relationships, Long terms goals.

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sovietshopaholic:

undomestication:

the children playing outside below my apartment are very seriously and passionately accusing each other of witchcraft

its plague times baby!!

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whitebear-ofthe-watertribe:

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe:

Listen. I’m a simple girl. I see a bear’s ears and I lose my shit.

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I mean????

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LOOK AT THEM!!

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They’re so round and widdle!!!

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I’m???

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10/10 you go you funky fluff bundle of floomf

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charlottekaye:

If you were emo once you’re emo for life, whether you wear the uniform anymore or not

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my-insanity-is-an-artform:

shakespork:

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

shakespork:

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady peering over at the conversation: That one. That one shall be my heir.

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achromaticbibliophile:

We gazed upon the forbidden beans and were punished for it.

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